Kindle, We Need to Talk

I love you, but I am starting to have doubts about our relationship. At times it seems a little one-sided. No matter how much money I spend my needs are not being met. My eye has started to wander.  Her name is Nook and although nothing has happened (no Nookie yet) she has made some interesting promises.

  • She tells me I will be able to touch her screen and get a response. Pushing your buttons isn’t always intuitive.
  • Instead of being exclusive, when I am done reading a book, she is going to let me loan that book to all of my friends.
  • And lastly, she is colorful whereas you are so black and white.

So what do you think? Can we make some changes? I really do love you and I want this relationship to work.

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