I love you, but I am starting to have doubts about our relationship. At times it seems a little one-sided. No matter how much money I spend my needs are not being met. My eye has started to wander. Her name is Nook and although nothing has happened (no Nookie yet) she has made some interesting promises.
- She tells me I will be able to touch her screen and get a response. Pushing your buttons isn’t always intuitive.
- Instead of being exclusive, when I am done reading a book, she is going to let me loan that book to all of my friends.
- And lastly, she is colorful whereas you are so black and white.
So what do you think? Can we make some changes? I really do love you and I want this relationship to work.
About Kelly Tirman
Kelly Tirman is Natural Connector, Crowdsourcer, Curator and Change Management Professional specializing in Social Business. She currently works as an Enterprise Social Business Strategist for Wells Fargo however in her “free-time” Kelly blogs on several topics including Urban Living, Raising Multilingual Children, Organic Beauty and Social Commerce. She happily resides in San Francisco with her husband and two children.
This was hysterically funny. I happen to love the Kindle too but this Nook…has my eyes wandering.